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Useful Conversion Table

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
  Eskimo Pi
   
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
  Won ton
   
1 millionth of a mouthwash:
  1 microscope
   
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
  1 bananosecond
   
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
   1 billigram
   
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
  Knot-furlong
   
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:
   1 lite year
   
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
    1 Rod Serling
   
Half of a large intestine:
   1 semicolon
   
1000 pains
   1 kiloahurtz
   
Basic unit of laryngitis:
   1 hoarsepower
   
 Shortest distance between two jokes:
   A straight line
   
 454 graham crackers:
   1 pound cake
   
1 million microphones:
   1 megaphone
   
1 million bicycles:
   2 megacycles
   
2000 mockingbirds:
   two kilomockingbirds
   
10 cards:
   1 decacards
   
1 kilogram of falling figs:
   1 Fig Newton
   
1000 milliliters of wet socks:
   1 literhosen
   
1 millionth of a fish:
  1 microfiche
   
1 trillion pins:
  1 terrapin
   
10 rations:
  1 decoration
   
100 rations:
  1 C-ration
   
2 monograms:
  1 diagram
   
8 nickels:
  2 paradigms
   
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
  1 I.V. League
   
100 Senators:
  Not 1 decision
   

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